What the fuck are we doing

Kristin: john. can I have sex with rianna sometimeeee
Katie: can i join
Lauren: me too please
John: people PLEASE
JohnK: me too
Katie: is that a yes
John: wait until she's online at lease
John: least
Kristin: i found her first, I should have laid dibs
Katie: she's for lease i think that means yes
Lauren: KATIE
John: i'll have to pee on her to mark my territory

[12:54:49 AM] Ria: fuck you charter
[12:55:08 AM] Ria: fuck you with a giant pointed spiny poisoned jaguar dick
[12:55:21 AM] John Wagner: woah now
[12:55:21 AM] Lauren Nebel: Ria
[12:55:30 AM] John Wagner: i think you’re going a little too far
[12:55:31 AM] Lauren Nebel: that is possibly the best thing i’ve ever heard
[12:55:41 AM] Ria: conflicted reactions here

Rory is so stoned right now

Ria: cat you look like such a disaster laying upside down covered in catnip i swear
Ria: he's so high he doesnt know whats going on
Lauren Nebel: Guys Aaron just looked back at me like "WHAT??"
Kirsten: hahahaha
Ria: "guys i ... im so baked can someone bring me some doritos"
Ria: "fuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
Lauren Nebel: "Mom what is your face doing"
Katie: "Mom...let me just....touch your face"
Lauren Nebel: "Mom. Moooooom. Mom why are you on the ceiling."
Ria: "my eyes wont stay open and wow... this floor feels so nice"
jkinz3: "I shall consume. Consume....consume everything"
Katie: "Mom I can't touch your face right now I'm stuck to the floor. I'll touch it later"
Kirsten: "Whoa. My paws. I have. . . . four paws. Have they always been like. . . . whoa they're moving."
Ria: "wait no they're not moving i cant move them shit SHIT I CANT MOVE MY PAWS HELP"
Kirsten: "I OH GOD OG GOFH OH. . . Oh wait no I got this it's okay. Do we have any milk?"
jkinz3: "Tingle! Tingle! Kooloo-Limpah!"

I don’t know which is worse: the dicks or the Homestuck.

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sassoutoujo:

Ria: vat eef i dumped you for hans noteboom
Ria: vat den boy
John: zen i cry meinself to sleep
Ria: at least i haff hans noteboom to keep me varm at nacht

gotta get to pants tier

John: i'm in my underwear
John: i don't remember when my pants came off
Kirsten: WHERE DID MY PANTS GO
Ria: i took them
Ria: i am not the thief of heart
Ria: i am the thief of pants
Kirsten: Marco why do you keep unplugging you need to FEEEED
Kirsten: hahahaha ria
Kirsten: and soon you will be pants tier
Kirsten: the big boss to get to that level: PANTSKAT
Kirsten: STEAL HIS PANTS RIA
Kirsten: YOU CAN DO IT
Ria: O:

Kirsten: I have a thing in a book that shows you how to make a mold terrarium!
Alex Schlieger: MOLD???? D:
Alex Schlieger: LIKE ON BREAD
Alex Schlieger: sobs
Kirsten: And one that's a carnivourus plant terrarium.
Alex Schlieger: i like carnivorous plants but i'd kill it
Alex Schlieger: i'd try to feed it other stuff
Alex Schlieger: like candy :c
Ria: i am a carnivorous plant
Kirsten: Yeah you shove stuff in a jar and it's covered so you don't have to smell it or anything
Alex Schlieger: ria plants can't type
 Alex Schlieger: you fummy
Kirsten: Ria's real name is Audrey Two. She eats people. And sings.
Alex Schlieger: dummy**
Ria: by plant i mean human and by carnivorous i mean alcoholic

Kirsten couldn't figure out what to paint

Katie: paint a penis with boobs for balls
Katie: i
Katie: apologize
Megan: no that is perfect
Megan: that is the best painting

I'm just going to sit here and watch Terezi dance :|

ragefulsylph

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